By anonpbc - 28/01/2015 13:51 - United States - Salina

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML
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anonpbc 20

OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.

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DrMario_ 16

He used you for your discount.

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rachb007 11

Super hot single guys are usually single for a reason!

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xokpxo 12

That is the most ridiculous comment I've read all day

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rachb007 11

Why is that? I'm confused about why people disagree with me. I think it may be due to the young average age of the FML user but I can't be sure.

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KociaQ 30

Are you sure he was smoking hot and not smoking pot... ?

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Where did smoking pot even come into this?? You confuse me..

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KociaQ 30

Because only reason I can think of for someone to think Target is a good date place, is when the said person is so high that it makes sense...

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PennyLane27 32

Haha! If OP's in Lawrence (KS), the guy probably Was smoking pot!

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asmb100 27

Don't worry, the second date will be classier. Maybe even Publix!

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ajs1987 15

He might've been testing you. If he was, I think you failed.

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mojobanks 8

Hot guy, "Would you like a ride to work?" OP, "I'd love to go on a date with you!" Lost in translation

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Risea 25

Hey at least you went out on a date, sure it wasn't what you expected, but I'm sure you'll have more fun on your next date. Keep your heed up OP.

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Witchylady 17

He's a keeper. In your next date maybe he will take you to Walmart. Then the mall. It only gets better from here.

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PANDORUM89 21

I think you backtracked a bit with going to Walmart for the second date. I thought they built Targets so people could avoid walmart? maybe trader joes should be 2nd or market street that place is expensive! Hot Guy "$10.00 bag of chips coming your way baby!"

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ihatedouchbags 17

What did you guys do in there? Did he just shop?

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mischiefkel 17

Hey I work at target too! :) I probably would have just laughed it off, gone around and said hi to my coworkers, and told him I was done there and wanted to go somewhere else. Problem solved. If anyone argues with that, they're probably not the kind of person you want around anyways.

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