Love: Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only...

By Anon - 28/04/2016 20:27 - United States - Henderson

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML

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mthurston 14

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:34

shit, I'd bang her too. I'd be famous lol

Wormgod 10

Saturday 30 April 2016 21:02

But Hillary is pretty ugly...

healthcarechick 9

Saturday 30 April 2016 23:11

You're both gross!!!!

cjl922 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 4:20

Turns out you're both retarded

whatup1 9

Sunday 1 May 2016 4:21

No one should ever feel like banging Hillary Clinton, how about Michelle Obama?

ChrisA12 6

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:06

I hope by bang you are referring to the sound a gun would make when you shoot Hillary's stupid bitch ass in the head

Prairydawg 6

Sunday 1 May 2016 14:34

I'd rather bang Bill

nickfraser98 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 15:11

WHAT EVEN

fantasyworld 37

Monday 2 May 2016 1:10

Why would you want to?

apcsox 18

Monday 2 May 2016 16:54

Oh god. I just had to stifle my vomit..... I hope by bang you mean with a sledgehammer to the face

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