Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
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FYLDeep 26
At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.
SLKBlack96 5
haha, brilliant
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Comments (115)
FYLDeep 26
At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.
DrAwesome 6
Lofl!! I approve, sir.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I sure hope the op doesn't yield to such harsh words, if the girlfriend feels they're going the wrong way, he needs to stop and re-evaluate his feelings and either drive-thru the problem, make a u-turn, or exit the relationship. ^That sucked
DrAwesome 6
No, no, it wasn't that bad. Keep right at it. ^THAT sucked.
mrbeastmode 0
haha
HomeAl0ne 20
I would have gone for "Slippery when wet".
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I tried to but the comment di dnt show :(
nickbouz 3
it's not sm to joke about so start doin sm different!
beccusmaximus 0
......what?
FYLDeep 26
He obviously thinks that they should get into S&M. I'm not sure if that would actually help the relationship though.
Crazy_Toss3R 0
#23 сomment Is full of win
RedPillSucks 33
Sounds like she's looking for a reason to dump you. Next time you pass a "speed hump" sign in the road, point it out to her.
FYLDeep 26
Speed hump?
zp5 4
i think he might be referring to a fail picture
sourgirl101 29
I've never heard of a speed hump but I do know that Wednesday is called hump day.
sourgirl101 29
We have speed bumps in FL. not humps. Perhaps it's called that other places.
zp5 4
no no there is a fail picture that has a sign that says caution: speed hump ahead or something like that.
RedPillSucks 33
Never saw the fail picture, but in NC there are actually signs that say "hump ahead". The first time I saw one I started laughing, then got really horny.
sourgirl101 29
Don't blame the sign. You were horny long before that, weren't you?
ChibiGirl5 0
Sesshomaru!!!!!
zp5 4
looks like your relationship is at a dead end, sir.
ishama13 0
When did she have time to learn that word, before or after cleaning? Better question, why was she out of the kitchen to see a dead end sign.
jlynn97 0
threer 30
STFU.:-)
mouxouxou 11
Cute..... :|
LastCaress 0
nooo hello kittyy!
jok3r_l3tal 0
isn't it(:
ashleyann2014 0
lmao wow, thats pretty clever.
evilcartman 0
make her walk home
donnacruz1 0
Haha thats brilliant x)
jacobburnmysac 0
dump her befor she dumps u so that way ur not the one getting dumped
stephanie911_fml 0
that's immature.
ChesCanadaEh 0
I believe the relationship would still end so who cares who ends it? I doubt OP is as immature as you.