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By OmniVore - 25/02/2010 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 10:00 - Spain

Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML

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By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML

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By Z…… - 08/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By jj. - 03/01/2023 21:00

Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML

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Thursday 25 February 2010 16:09

It's stupid though because just because you're vegan doesn't mean you hate leather. For all they know it's fake, so why would they take time out of their meal to stare at you?

zelly05 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:08

uhmm I'm sorry I think u deserved that..:( out of all the things u could have worn..but a leather jacket?? o.O

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brownlace 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:16

pls… unless he pays yours bills and puts food on your table tell him to go fk his self.

Fuentez 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:16

@8: I think the irony comes from the fact that she was contradicting herself.

Aloira 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:17

YDI for dating a vegan!

jojo9772 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:18

lol atleast it was fur 

olw25 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:18

he should have said something. not ur fault. send him some pork ribs as a thank you for the date.

khung835 6

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:53

2nd LOL

scotts13 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:19

I see no problem with the leather jacket. It's your jacket, and you're not required to live your life according to the quirks of every little special interest group. People must not have enough things to be upset about, that they have to make them up.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:19

YDI for dating someone so far up his own ass he can't even enjoy the date because of your ******* jacket. Who the **** is he to judge you? Dump him and also YDI for trying to convince him you're someone you're not. I was only gonna cause problems later on when he caught you with a burger and figures out you LIED to him.

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:24

It doesn't say anywhere that he pretended to be vegan

Sammara 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:20

Just be glad you got out of it now, before he tried to guilt you into becoming vegan! If he gets mad about a leather jacket, it won't be long before he starts saying things like "If you cared about me, you would burn down McDonalds."