Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
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Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML
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JMichael 26
So I'm guessing there won't be a second date?
vreid 20
Welp, hopefully that guy learns that it is DEFINITELY NOT OKAY to ask that or to want to ask that. FYL OP it just means your next date can't be worse (fingers crossed for you on that one)
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Comments (66)
Hunkapoo 19
I guess this is how people tell others about their poop fetish..
BigBubbaJ 13
At least he got his fetishes out in the open right away. Still, that's pretty shitty.
dakotaabriannee 14
That's ******* disgusting.
dragonwyrm 2
So I guess you could say there won't be a date number 2
ZomBieLouver 10
Oregon, where anything is a fettish.
cjfred 13
The bad news is, he only wants you for your pop. The good news is, at least he wants you.
chocolatelover96 14
Why is it that the most normal seeming people are the craziest? Eew:(
gymnast71 9
maybe he meant boob-- still not ok.
rockninja 21
ermm really awkward and creepy
Beccag7 14
That's really ****** up. Maybe he got food poisoning and wanted o see if it was from that restaurant or something else?