Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
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Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML
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JMichael 26
So I'm guessing there won't be a second date?
vreid 20
Welp, hopefully that guy learns that it is DEFINITELY NOT OKAY to ask that or to want to ask that. FYL OP it just means your next date can't be worse (fingers crossed for you on that one)
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Comments (66)
ohkitty 21
well that date turned to shit quickly..
Calingaladha 21
He wants to communicate back and forth forever ))< >((
pete9913 23
I would hope if someone I date has a strange fetish, they'd at least wait until we know each other a little bit before she starts pushing me to help fulfill it.
dirty_dan_ 15
That's shitty OP. Dump the guy real quick. (Puns are very much intended)
shinikageWolf 15
Better than asking for pictures of your genitals...?
lebanesebarbie 15
Hey at least he isn't a fuckboy asking for a nude :)
interesting33 37
Maybe someone took his phone and fraped him?
IssacB 14
He's just trying to make sure you're healthy. :)
ToxicTyrael 26
Maybe he meant boob? Still creepy after the first date...
ThrottleJockey 36
I'll bet that he just cannot wait for that #2 date!