Miscellaneous: Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge...

By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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baygirl564 9

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:06

Well u did ask...

guitarbeast 22

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:05

Wow, harsh…

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:12

I really don't know what you wanted him to say. If he would have gone the other way and made a comment that insinuated that you looked like you'd make a damn good stripper, I bet you'd be just as offended. I think you should take this as a learning experience, because it's not worth getting butthurt over.

zombicidal 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:34

is that an in flames jack-o-lantern you sir win twenty points and a gold star

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:09

I've always had the In Flames Jesterhead representing me. It just happens to be a pumpkin now.

wisese 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:16

Exactly. It was a stupid question in the first place and it put that checker in an incredibly awkward position.

zombicidal 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:23

I know you've always had it but now its a PUMPKIN!

thebeautybleeds 17

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:56

Well it was (probably) obviously a joke, right? If I was him I would have laughed and went on. Maybe have said something like 'nah, you're too classy for something like that.'

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:16

The OP was only upset about being told "No" because the cashier said no in a douchebag way. If the OP had asked me that question, I would have laughed and said "Nah, man, I think you're a waitress" and then talk to her about her job. Come on man, I'm socially awkward and I know this. :/

youllneverkno2 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:13

What a douchebag.

MMlee 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:40

You'll never know what he was really thinking....

RabidBunny 10

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:13

People can be pretty harsh. I get lot of comments about the way I look all the time, all of them negative. At least you are the one with a large wad of cash while he is probably working for minimum. Besides, his opinion doesn't matter, the customer is always right! :D

poptart10170 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:20

Wow do you LIKE bringing yourself down? You must not be a fun person to be around.

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:09

He's a professional emo-troll looking for attention. He expects comments like this: RabidBunny, don't be so hard on yourself you're great just the way you are. RabidBunny, I think you're very intelligent, I want to have your babies. He'll grow up one day and realize that his life isn't as bad as he perceives it, or maybe not.

emmanizzer 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:05

Maybe he could be trying to sympathize with OP?

miZscrZee 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:15

LMAOOO! must be a teenager cashier. AHAHA. damn thats funny.

acre1996 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:41

Grown ups are just as immature and assholes as a teenager

FarSide 22

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:01

Oh hell no. If you truly believe that, then YOU are not grown up.

crownlogic 25

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:05

There are assholes and immature people in every age group. You'll learn that as you get older...and I feel weird having to say that to you since you're pretty much the same age as me and you should know that.

Clubkicker_fml 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:15

Haha! Should of whacked him with your wad of money

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:19

Why would you even say something like that? Thats like saying... Well I was at the register today and I had some blood on my sleeves so I asked you probably think I'm a serial killer don't you? You just end up looking creepy!

lostintime94 5

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:19

I would have said "can I speak to your manager?" then see what his reaction is!! Who's got the power now mothaa fuckerrrr!! Lol

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:20

Being a cashier he knows that strippers don't eat. Their bodies need nothing more than drugs and alcohol to keep their fine physique, ass juggling and lactation shows going. Yeah, I just stereotyped all strippers, but I love them, just not in public. And only between the hours of 1 and 3 am behind closed doors. Some people support the homeless, I support the topless.