Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
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Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
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gmaniac93 7
Pussy whipped.
windfuelsfire 10
Well merry catmas to you, since you seem to religiously rever your cat
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Comments (150)
rj33445 4
U really need a life
DracoSpirita 21
You really need to learn how to spell. How hard is it to type out two extra letters, really?
sarafyna2011 6
Try horse back riding ! Then you don't have to feel geeky when you by the clothes!
MangaManiacNat 13
You had me at "I was Christmas shopping for my cat" your life really does suck, find something to do other than spoil your cat, please!!!!!
DarthVader77 9
Cat is great, but you need a life!
Syndromia 15
Don't feel bad, my fella and I decided to get each other token gifts last year so we could have enough money to spend on our furbabies. I got a $2 Christmas ornament and he got a coffee mug so the pets could be happy.
SoultheWolf 19
No offense... but that's really pathetic. Animals don't understand what Christmas are, and they would be happy with one or two gifts. But your friends and family do understand what it is, and to give them some crappy gift just because you want to buy something big for your animal is really sad. At least OP realizes that he still has to get gifts for his family and isn't just buying them something cheap. Not saying that Christmas is all about money, but a coffee mug or a $2 ornament? That kinda tells the other person they don't give a damn about them...
vbmg152 19
Okay, that's just sad!
Syndromia 15
#88, our parents, friends, siblings, nieces/nephews, and his son and son in law all got gifts, we just decided to be cheap for ourselves, especially since our anniversary is in January. I have no children, we won't have kids together, and his son is older than me so the pets are the closest I'll ever get to having children of my own so, after making sure his real kid and our families had nice things, we put our other 'children' ahead of each other so they could have a merry Christmas. This year, now that things are better financially, we got each other tickets to see our favorite comedian as well as better gifts for our friends, family, and furbabies.
missathegirlwond 19
A Holiday outfit? THAT'S creepy. Who dresses their CATS?
FlyingPie 17
You must be in a catatonic state.
mercsl65 7
As long as you don't have conversations with your feline I don't see a problem with buying gifts for your pet. You might be the cat lady but at least you are not crazy.
echosaints 5
You got ur cat an outfit? He's gonna scratch the hell out of you!
AriSwagg 9
Ain't no shame! I do the same thing. It's not bad to love yo kitty :)