Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
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Top comments
gmaniac93 7
Pussy whipped.
windfuelsfire 10
Well merry catmas to you, since you seem to religiously rever your cat
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Comments (150)
veritoswty6 14
I don't know you but I don't see anything wrong with that.. I sometimes buy clothes for my puppy.. And yes for my family too..
redneck66610 1
No u don't u need a boyfriend
KaylaKitty 8
Awww, I think that's kinda cute xD
KiddNYC1O 22
Gee, Selina, what about half the other time you spend fighting Batman?
Bekll 31
I'm the other way around. There's not much for Christmas I want, but if my cats are given presents then I'm happy. :) Admittedly, OP, it is harder to shop for humans.
wanderingshopper 13
Guess that's the one you love the most.
twinkiefeets 17
You don't need a hobby, you need a life!
bryan788 29
I bet your single. I suggest your new hobby should be to interact with the human kind.
doglover100 29
Animals can't complain about gifts
joe502 3
Wow... Cats suck.. And every cat owner I know is pretty much a douchebag. But I am sure that you are the exception.... ;P
wanderingshopper 13
Wow, you really need some help. Cats are awesome and its been proven that having a cat helps reduce stress!