Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, I came back home from a 3-month trip to see my boyfriend and his family. Leaving them was obviously very emotional, and to top it off as soon as I got home, I realized I'd left my antidepressants behind, and I now have the flu as well. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
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perdix 29
Are you sure your drugs didn't cause you to hallucinate that he didn't have a sister?
luminos_ 9
So does he have a sibling that's in a serious accident whenever you're on your period then?
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Comments (37)
karlcolt45 19
for some reason that just reminded me of when Red called menopause the “lady parts problem" hahaha
AliveLikeFire 7
Let him go. He's a coward.
picante72 24
What a douche bag.
Born2die 11
He doesn't have a sister... Anymore
curlstar 6
I'm picturing a fleeing boyfriend-shaped hole in your wall like in the cartoons ^_^
GothickNihilist 15
I know that feeling OP, except in my case it is when I don't take my meds. As long as it doesn't cause violent behaviour I think its ok. Most people are put under observation the first week on a new medicine, for this particular reason. Perhaps it is best that you try to avoid stress for the first few days, until you know how you are affected.
WickedWolf 11
Time for a new bf ;P
artinwords 14
Why would you tell him? Id have run away too.
blackman100 20
How do you know?
Satoaoi 13
new bf time