Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, I once again came to the realization of how boring my life is when I noticed that the stray cat in my yard walks in a really silly manner, and I watched it for what seemed like an eternity, utterly fascinated, until it left. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 29
Wow, you are easily entertained.
rocketeer_97 1
hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha
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Comments (170)
kei1108 13
haha I totally know what you mean. But idk I think it's fun to watch animals! haha I'm favoriting this one.
XoX_CaKe_TiN_XoX 2
how is it fyl you got ten minutes of entertainment
k9obsessed 5
What's sad is that I can relate to this. XD I'm frequently laughing at myself for being easily entertained. Chill out, OP, you'll be fine. There are worse things in the world than being entertained by watching your dog chase its tail. Personally I would do the same thing and I'd laugh at myself. :)
slammyD 0
lolz
gigglepuff 3
lmfao
BeibertSmitor 10
get over it, you have ADD
ImTheAlpha 30
Were you stoned?
pbonham 22
This made me laugh so much.... Then I realised I do this :/
FML64128 7
It's okay, I'm entertained by reading this. That makes me third generation easily entertained. XP
kittykat1501 31
I saw something like this. Replace dog with cat and 10 with 5 and it's exactly like the other one