Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
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Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I had a great leg workout at the gym. Instead of doing my cool down exercise at the end, I decided I wanted to do something more adventurous, like box jumps on one of those metal stools at the gym. Well, it turns out my body wasn’t ready for that. Now my shin is busted and swollen. This is my second week training. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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cutycat136 28
It always seems that anytime someone thinks something stupid like this will be funny, the other one always gets hurt. Sorry op. Hope you're alright.
cutycat136 28
Just stick some chicklets in there. No one will know the difference
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Comments (52)
joshklander 11
Jump on his nutsack and see if he's laughing then!
militarybrat 21
Main reason I hate pranks. Exhibit A. By the way, depending on how they are broken, two implants are around $6k. And my insurance paid for $0.
Soninuva 41
Never has the old adage of, "With friends like that, who needs enemies," been more true.
deltax 8
tell him you think it would be fun if he paid your dental bill
jaceherondale 12
You have the stupidest friend in the world
alwaysstabbing 19
Tell your friend I found it GOD damn funny
kkay731 17
Karma will get him, he will kill his shins next time! Sorry OP
brenton490 19
So that's two free kicks to your friends face right? One per tooth.
amileah13 26
Make them pay for fixing your teeth. It's the least they could do after pulling that stupid and immature shit.
sjonnie_fml 10
friend was right...