Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I had a great leg workout at the gym. Instead of doing my cool down exercise at the end, I decided I wanted to do something more adventurous, like box jumps on one of those metal stools at the gym. Well, it turns out my body wasn’t ready for that. Now my shin is busted and swollen. This is my second week training. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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cutycat136 28
It always seems that anytime someone thinks something stupid like this will be funny, the other one always gets hurt. Sorry op. Hope you're alright.
cutycat136 28
Just stick some chicklets in there. No one will know the difference
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Comments (52)
lanai80 24
Honestly I'd be so pissed I'd make him pay at LEAST a portion of the effing dental bill.. ?
A_Don_101 14
That's nothing to smile about..
peeta0330 18
Maybe you should pay him back
HCF_TJ 8
Your "friend" should have a broken face
Saikon1357 25
Yeah, if your insurance doesn't cover that your "friend" should be forced to.
DeadxManxWalking 27
break two of his teeth
jvanevery 19
Op has several reality shows including the jackass movies to thank for this some people are just so stupid they think this crap is all good
Witchylady 18
Your friend is an idiot. I hope he is paying for your new veneer teeth
critzm 15
My friend also has bad luck with box jumps. he once sliped and cut his skull that he had to go to the ER for. Another time he came down and hit it with his hand causing it to break his wrist.
laden_swallow09 35
So, break two of his teeth.