By Exodiafinder687 - 12/04/2015 09:06 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.

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Teyros 24

Time to bring in the men in black with their memory wiping things.

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vikky538 28

Ants in your pants.... bites on your balls

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sunnyskys 25

then they bit her lips.... wow now I wonder how bad it would feel to have they're clit bit?

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iwadasn 32

39 I doubt you know any kids at all. At 4 years old, they rarely understand what's appropriate to share and what they should keep to themselves.

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abNormal62 23

Quick before the swelling reduces take some pictures for your Craig's list as Might as well make the best out of a bad situation

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buckdharma 36

The fire ants were only doing their job. They put out the fire in people's pants, risking their lives in the process.

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MattStro 23

Geez op, that seems like a bad day :/ sorry.

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kingdutchhy 19

Well, at least you don't have chlamydia... You'd be giving strip teases all over the place then.

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Exodiafinder687 58

OMG!!! Did one of my FMLs finally get published!?

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Exodiafinder687 58

I'd like to think the academy for these badges that I will hopefully receive soon. Also, I was afraid that a certain part of my anatomy might have needed to be amputated. They would have just needed to find a dump truck big enough to haul it away in first. ;)

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Izabushel 65

It was a long hard slog, but you finally did it! I'm very proud of you. Hope your intimate parts will be ok soon.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Bad news everyone. Due to a glitch the mods say that I can't get the badge for having an FML published for this one. So now I have to try and get a second one published to get my badge.

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devi_916 39

Punch a 4 yr old? That's pretty harsh. The scene had to be funny to watch for him. Sounds like there's something besides fire ants in your pants.

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