Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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SamIsSoaked 0
idiot.
helennaa 0
YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?
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Comments (173)
fightingkittens 39
FYL, because that WOULD suck, but YDI. For obvious reasons.
ocramavaf 15
hopefully it found its way to your balls and sterilized you cause some people really should not procreate
ninjalope 0
you know what really hurts when you lick it..... uranium that stuff is the devil trust me
cindayy77 0
I got electrocuted before... first, about 2 or three years ago, I got electrocuted by an electric fence... then a year ago my mom needed to replace the stove so she had me unplug it, without realizing it, my finger touched the metal before it was completely out... it hurt and my finger was tingling for like the rest of the night. I'm not a lucky person needless to say...
Missnic86 0
thats dumb- your dumb
yankee805 0
why would you even think of doing that
vhathe96 0
as a emt I can tell you no dentist will ever use a metal filling crown maybe but not a filling. Also I have had my PSP charger in my mouth plugged in and it did not do a thing. (I am 19 if you are wondering why I have a psp)
stevenmx86 8
68, negative is not the same as 0v stop trying to act smart... If you're trying to say that it offers no power you are correct in fact but not in how you expressed it. They are called negative because when they complete a circuit they are counted as the negative of the plus voltage. Also, with enough saliva on your tongue it's easy to complete a circuit even if you can't touch the positive side with your finger...
brocker17 0
That was the best thing you came up with in your boredom dumbass
Bik_z 0
Idiot.