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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:46 - United States - Russell Springs

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

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krez 20

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.

JManHobbs 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:09

"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.

Comments

silverhawk79 0

Friday 8 January 2010 18:58

That's not an FML, you're just stupid.

Raecheezy 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:03

Your life is average.

cboswel 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:06

The Force is weak with this one.

NeedsaLife2 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:12

Lmfao, unlucky! Although you totally deserve that one .. Next time, only use the force when other human beings (or animals for that matter) aren't in a 50ft radius lol

Thunderbender 2

Friday 8 January 2010 19:18

Today, I realised I'm awesome, FML? Not really an FML now is it

CallMeHush 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:51

YDI for having to put your hand out, obviously your force is weak.

giacamo_casanova 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:53

im confused... this is an fml how?

BunnyDrastic 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:57

OMG!

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 8 January 2010 20:12

Either work off the nerdy habits or be proud to be a nerd. Those two options are the only two ways to be able to look at yourself in the mirror and like the person you see ever again.