Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.
lil_juggalette 15
instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?
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Comments (69)
Abhinow 7
good u weren't watching twin gangbang
pks2014 10
Good you should enjoy and in future do not miss any technique u learnt from that :)
thefredrick 10
Probably is your ex
Kristen320 21
It'll be okay! She's your ex for a reason. You may not understand why this happened to you now, but eventually you'll learn and may be blessed with someone 10x better!
lkb307 21
PU55Y
hallowlord15 6
I know those feels bro...
SG_StruckGold 6
at least you didn't actually make a sex tape with her. I don't wanna know your reaction seeing that.
vikky538 29
Stop thinking about her. Then the girl in **** automatically looks different
nphill82 21
Just use those tears for lubrication!
FitFriday 32
Plot twist! It was your ex