Intimacy: Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions,... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2012 21:04 - Sweden - ?rsta

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Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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To catch a perv

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

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Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

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Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

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Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

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Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

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Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:38

I bet you're glad that you decided to investigate that.

jawztheshark 6

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:39

Why would you randomly watch videos from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions?

Comments

stargazur 9

Monday 20 May 2013 3:38

Oh my god this was uploaded on my birthday

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:23

I bet you could never unsee what you saw.

Rectov 10

Tuesday 1 September 2015 7:54

Your fault for searching into it

TheLynx_fml 20

Wednesday 23 December 2015 10:45

As do I

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