Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML
Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
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Top comments
bigbadtim 7
I bet you're glad that you decided to investigate that.
jawztheshark 6
Why would you randomly watch videos from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions?
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Comments (167)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's also an early sign of arthritis.
TheWorkingMan 7
I would've just left it. Why would you even conduct an investigation on such a thing?
jarockstar27 10
You just had to research didnt you?! FML indeed OP
2112mike 4
What are the odds
challan 19
around 306 million to 1... oh, not a serious question?
ICastillo 25
Wait I was thinking did the video actually show your dad masturbating? If so that is one messed up flick man. Showing teens jacking off and stuff.
challan 19
it was the prequel to chat roulette
bensitu 1
Masturbation is not a sexual dysfunction. There's no such thing as too much masturbation unless it starts chafing.
ICastillo 25
You sound like you know from experience sir...
LIL_SISTA13 5
Actually too much masturbating may cause you not to be able to get it up when need be. And your partner will not be able to arouse you anymore.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
That takes A LOT though. Especially for me.
skysull19 4
Awks!
challan 19
I have the same problem... but I'm sure not suffering, Op! Take a load off Op! You'll feel better!
cannonman1863 17
Hard to vote on this one, without knowing why the OP was viewing this video. If it was for school purposes, your life sucks. If you ventured off into that weird section of YouTube, YDI. Of course, for having actually investigated matters further, I'm leaning towards a YDI.
zepher93 7
And how does this make you feel?