Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
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Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Top comments
nic7973 23
i hate spiders!
jideare 3
The wind? Pfft! Maybe it was a ninja spider that despise the outdoors.
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Comments (151)
kendylpaige_25 4
that's what you get for being nice to a spider! I hate them!!!
vanaathiel 13
Couldn't have been that huge if the wind managed to pick it up.....
Nbrandwine 7
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
clm123455 14
I like the way you think my friend.
whynotbliss 18
A spider outside, let it slide. If one is inside smash it dead! Just count the number of stories of people swerving to miss an animal only to wreck into a tree... Poor trees what did they do to deserve getting hit?
Calyx_fml 22
...and now you have 360 degree super spider vision.
altigue 0
Yeah, that's what you get for messing with spiderman's family...
daizttgg 9
I'm too afraid to kill spiders! I scream and ask my brother to take it away! And if there not around I stare at it to make sure it doesn't come any closer! ):0
Raylosophy 10
Shouldve washed the spider down the drain.
johnnyboy182 7
have your spider senses started tingleing yet?
musicluvr2000 11
Rule number 2 million: don't be nice to spiders
linkinpark98 24
Well, for me, that would most likely be in the top ten.... :S