Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Classic prank
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Completely soaking
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Thanks!
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Wet leg
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Make yourself at home
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Stop staring
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Such a rush
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Top comments
tin_cup 27
Hey guys, how many times have you cat-called a woman and she came running to you? Hint, stop doing it. It doesn't work.
nickie_94 18
Are you kidding me? I would've thrown a rock at his window!
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Comments (106)
turtlesokay 14
Well, that's Texas for you...
sk8erd 15
thats the kind of guy who NEVER gets laid. Next time, throw up your middle finger or something! thats what I would do! :)
searchr999 14
I hope you can find him.
WittyReference 8
I would have gotten his plates, and then called the cops so that douche could get charged for harassment
amandaveronica96 14
I cat-call guys because they cat-call me.
Scorpio01 16
Keep a spare rock In your handbag... Coz experience tells that you won't find 1 when needed most
Bluedy 17
'MURICA
MrJenksMan 1
yeah, this didn't happen.
withmeall 3
Too bad you didn't have a gun on you. It's all they're good for.
BloodyGlass 10
What an asshole, I wonder what karma has in store for his little temper tantrum?