Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
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Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
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Top comments
tin_cup 27
Hey guys, how many times have you cat-called a woman and she came running to you? Hint, stop doing it. It doesn't work.
nickie_94 18
Are you kidding me? I would've thrown a rock at his window!
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Comments (106)
JKPwnage 27
Texas? Texas.
gracehi 33
I used to get catcalled all the time in southern New Jersey. I moved to northern Florida and it stopped happening. Moved to southern California and started getting catcalled again. Not sure the fact this particular incident took place in Texas is relevant. Seems to happen all over the place.
morenoesther7 5
I would of thrown a Pennie at him !
missoops 21
Last night my friend and I drove around cat-calling guys. Newsflash; guys don't like it either yet still do it ughh
zombombaby 18
Wow, that sucks. At least he didn't try to run you over. I've had two guys do that to me and a friend. I've also had one get out of his vehicle and chase us.
NYGiants1925 22
**** that guy.
mexicano101 4
What an asshole
fluffycatsdad 33
Wow. That guy's definitely mature enough to be in higher education.
Double00 6
Did you throw the textbook at him?
wolfgirl310 20
I would have found the biggest rock and thrown it at his car.
Mahcookiez 15
Next time someone does that, respond, with the bird of course