Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
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Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year-old on a scooter. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
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sxe_beast 11
We already have been screwed. Our past generations have completely ****** everything up for us. Our economy is broken. Everywhere is still war stricken. Our government is corrupt (In America its an every day all out war between Democrats and Republicans). The list goes on. So yeah, screw us! Screw the people who have been left with this broken world and who will be responsible for putting it back together (if possible).
stevenmx86 8
What? Are you saying they repeatedly threw balloons at you or just followed you?
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Comments (67)
tappm98 22
you should have said im gonna get my dog to your asses(:
tappm98 22
you should have said im gonna get my dog to your asses(:
vanillastraps 3
yea gotta love teens:)
KiTtykitkat 0
you cold of throw them out of there car and then make you dog attack them
xxxx420 1
should've let your dog loose if it's a basses
alashton 0
and that's what the kids at my school like to call FSUing.
gordo456 1
hahahaha!!! wow take a joke! I honestly think that was my friends
Th3Fr3shPrinc3 1
Stand there and catch them. Badass.
RyanPm40 4
Why didn't you do anything about it for the entire 3 blocks..?
sparten28 6
it was national watertight day