Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
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Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year-old on a scooter. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
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sxe_beast 11
We already have been screwed. Our past generations have completely ****** everything up for us. Our economy is broken. Everywhere is still war stricken. Our government is corrupt (In America its an every day all out war between Democrats and Republicans). The list goes on. So yeah, screw us! Screw the people who have been left with this broken world and who will be responsible for putting it back together (if possible).
stevenmx86 8
What? Are you saying they repeatedly threw balloons at you or just followed you?
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Comments (67)
drdingus 27
Throw the doggy bags back at em'!
hewro_failure 11
Great minds think alike I thought of the same thing
xsnead1 0
Pick up a rock or a brick break their windshield... Do something..
hewro_failure 11
Ha that really sucks I would have waited for your dog to shit pick it up with the bag and throw it at their car haha
The_9th_Doctor 18
that's when you pull out your guy and shot their tires, or them. whichever works.
cartedor 18
wet tshirt is what they wanna see. I would have tried and catch one and throw them back and set my dog to attack them back to scare them
TheLittleOnion 18
Catch one and throw it through the window. That'll make 'em stop.
gatorgirl7563 22
1) Secretly located gravel, small rocks, multiple animal turds, or hornet nest. 2) Tie dog leash to tree or fence. 3) Pick up chosen ammo. 4) Charge toward car throwing ammo and screaming like banshee. 5) Record license plate number.
404zach1 5
A concealed carry permit does wonders