Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
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Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year-old on a scooter. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
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sxe_beast 11
We already have been screwed. Our past generations have completely ****** everything up for us. Our economy is broken. Everywhere is still war stricken. Our government is corrupt (In America its an every day all out war between Democrats and Republicans). The list goes on. So yeah, screw us! Screw the people who have been left with this broken world and who will be responsible for putting it back together (if possible).
stevenmx86 8
What? Are you saying they repeatedly threw balloons at you or just followed you?
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Comments (67)
fmart 0
its just water balloons its not that big of a deal quit ur bitchin
Senior29 8
hello! set the dog on them :p
0D0R0 4
I see what you did there.
LexiChexi 0
Other than feeling like a nerd, that must have been refreshing ;)
LexiChexi 0
Other than feeling like an outcast for being picked on, that must have felt refreshing ;)
perdix 31
You need to get a real dog, not just a useless rat on a leash. Any dog that's worth a shit will protect its master from attack. Hell, mine protects me from what she perceives might be an attack. Now, that's a good dog!
broomhildo 19
Where does it say it was a "rat on a leash?" For all you know OP could have a very large dog that is very mellow and doesn't attack.
MinisterOfTheDog 5
Don't flatter yourself, they just wanted to throw water balloons at you.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Yes, because we all know that dog versus teenagers driving a car will work out well. I suppose it might if the OP didn't particularly like her dog and didn't care if it got run over.
Friaza 29
The OP wasn't bragging...just stating facts.
perdix 31
You need to get a dog that's worth a shit.
DjeePee 25
It's already disrespectful to throw water at random people (yes, it's just water, but there are moments in life when you don't want to get wet), but throwing water balloons at a dog, who doesn't have a clue what's happening and might panick? How low can you go.
Fenikkusu 0
*insert random sexist comment here*
alexFYL 11
You should have got the license plate number and reported them. Hitting someone with anything, including water balloons, is assault and probably some sort of criminal mischief.