Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (320)
skiper6 2
Having coloured hair just shows that you have the will to show your personality! Plus it looks really pretty. I personally like girls who have colored hair. It really does make you unique in a good way.
BlueHairKid 11
I have blue hair and people look at me funny :/
Toxictears 10
I have pink hair and I love it, I also get a lot of nice comments for it, their just jealous haters
Valentine_Beauty 5
hey my favourite singer has blue hair...
Liamj774 36
LDshadowlady? Is that you?
caseyatthebat 7
My friends dad thinks I do drugs because I died my hair purple once. He treats me like dirt when I come over because of it. Judgmental people ftw
Tressa1982 18
I do drugs and have never had blue hair! so stereotypical lol
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Blue was one of my favorite colors to dye my hair, along with purple. They seemed to fade more slowly than other colors. Anywho, I'm sure you weren't phased by that comment a bit. Annoying for sure, but ignorance is everywhere. Besides, you have badass hair :D
maxinator5000 7
My girlfriend has blue hair. It's ******* awesome.
Paradox_1234 6
My hair is blue, purple, and black. I've gotten some weird looks, but if anyone ever said that, I would start bitching them out. I don't do drugs, the reason I dye my hair is because it looks AWESOME. That's a stupid ass thing to say. While I do agree you'll have to put up with some judgement, NOT THAT.