Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
twistedlovex 0
Lmao I have blue hair too and I don't do drugs............well maybe that one time.
yellowman57 13
TDI for dying your hair blue, you idiot
Matt1989 3
screw him. i like blue hair
Breezy_Sunshine 0
That's happened to me.
TheEpicPies 15
Blue hair is awesome!
scarthegoth13 3
some people are ******* assholes including him
Ninjasaurus18 9
My hair is Electric midnight blue, and red velvet cupcake red in a sidecut and it looks really good. I've only had a few people hate on it, and they were old people, and the lame, judgmental, and preppy middle schoolers in my art class. Irratating bitches...
magicalswaci 12
Yeah.. another blue-haired chick right here and I've never done drugs. The only thing anyone has said to or around me was that it looked great and the color is super vibrant.
mikelangele 15
i would so have turned around and told the dad. yeah like have kids. And if they ask what do you mean by that. Tell him you know when you're too stupid and should not be procreating. and again if they need any further explanation: tell him since you're making the assumption that i do drugs, i'm making the assumption you're stupid!
thedimedrl 0
That was a ****** up thing to say, but you gotta admit that is a HILARIOUS off-the-cuff response. amazing timing if he hadn't said it to a kid.