Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
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Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
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Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
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carpediem19 0
did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?
Spaceghost77 0
Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.
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Comments (267)
HyperExecuter 0
ur an idiot
LemonMan 0
Epic fail lmao, didn't you feel a little skeptical putting highlighter on yourself
JungleCat3 0
wow...seriously dumb, sry. if u kno that little about makeup u shudnt be usin it at all..stick 2 chapstikk
doorbellgirl 0
You know what
Sarcastic_Lady 0
I have no doubt that this is a fake.
eMo_gurll200 0
fake. comment if you want me to explain
iheart 0
explain?
eMo_gurll200 0
If you open up a highlighter, it isn't liquid. It's this stuff, it kind of looks like gauze, and it's like soaked in the ink. Then it's wrapped around the tip of the actual pen and then it soaks it up. So it's virtually impossible to pour it into something.
iheart 0
true. but there are some liquid highlighters that have a chamber filled with what is clearly liquid ink. how she got to it without breaking the entire pen opened is beyond me.
Mrs_Depp0509 0
!EPIC FAIL!
lpwTJtilli 6
you fail OP. YDI for not knowing what highliter is. I'm a straight guy
WontTellYaMyName 2
Oh my gawd you are STUPID! i am a 12 year old child and i know that liquid highlighter is a makeup product and why on earth would they ask you to put marker on your face? use a tiny bit of common sense, you dumbass! how can you be stupid enough to do that and THEN BE STUPID ENOUGH TO POST IT AND NOT EXPECT TO BE CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT? This is probably fake seeing as its so idiotic that it isn't even funny
Titantier1 0
Can I punch you in the ovaries? I just want to ensure you don't pass you stupidity to the next generation.