Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML
Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML
Today, my depression has seemingly hit a new low when I barely reacted at all to my sister excitedly telling me that I'm going to be an uncle. I'm not going to be a fun one at this rate. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML
Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML
Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
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Wonka_fml 0
I like how some people here says they rather watch tv rather then listen to people bitch about their lives, but they visit fmylife.com everyday to read about people's fml stories, which is also people bitching about their lives.
lolcorez 0
to be fair,jeopardy is awesome
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Comments (92)
cmac86 24
story of my life, bud. no one wants to listen to us when we want to talk, but when we don't want to talk they won't shut up!
mizu22 0
hopefully things get better for you :) go to therapy if you can. if not, find a SUPPORTIVE friend and talk it out. things WILL get better!!
metro_mello 0
Well most people say things like that either because 1. it's not their problem so why should they give a **** 2.either you brag about it too much to the point where it gets ******* annoying and 3.they think you are just saying it for attention. My advice is to not tell anyone just go see a therapist and tell HER/HIM about it and not everyone else. Because a lot of rude people these days really just don't give a **** about how anyone feels except themselves :)
epic_failxxx 0
Jeopardy > You. That's where you stand.
Nixot 0
YDI for thinking someone with a lot better to do with their life than bitch and moan wants to hear you go "waaa waah wah! Look at me! I have genuine problems! Pay attention to me!" No. Shut the **** up. You don't know what pain is. Do you have cancer? No arms? Been stabbed in the throat and left for dead? Most certainly not. So get over it and stop being such a whiny pathetic attention *****.
stevenmx86 8
Maybe you should stop whining to everyone and get over it.. I know I'm going to get lashed out at but I'm a strong believer that depression is just weak people crying for attention. Man up and look at the bright side of life because there always is one and if there isn't, you find one..
98rocky 0
Well that sucks. She's mean.
MitchRapp 20
Sounds like she didn't know what to do so she panic and left. Sorry op