Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
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mj2123 0
Sounds like mom is the one who is mentally disturbed...
redbluegreen 41
And you still live with a crazy woman because?
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minombrees 0
my daughter's happiness and romantic future VS a clean house. which one wins? CLEAN HOUSE :D
giganticbrain 0
She probably was not in the best financial situation to move out.
Ridyn 0
In this case I would move out to an apartment just so I could get away from that.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Move out of your mother's house and her life as soon as possible!! While you're at it, inform the Mental Health people that your mother is not playing with a full deck of cards!
Gruffy 0
lol...good one, intoxicunt
ShenziSixaxis 0
Stop cleaning that house. NOW.
VraelVhalen 0
******* slap her....hard.
oystercultviking 0
My mother pulled the exact same shit except it was with one of my guy friends. I explained to him that my mother was a manipulative, narcissistic, psychotic bitch and thankfully, after talking to her some more, he understood. I was just glad it was no one I was actually interested in. Needless to say I threatened to beat her brains out with the stapler if she did it again. As a joke... really. :D FYL, OP. Fraiser once said the key to good mental health, is the distancing of onesself from one's parents. I think it's never been more applicable. :p
SpandexMan 0
This is why I don't tell my family anything.
SnugleRazor 0
OUCH. that sucks. just leave. move out, or just not clean anymore and honestly your fiance has to beleive you. I feel for you :(