Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring...

By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 15:00

Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 04:00 - Germany - Zittau

Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML

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By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 20:01

Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 22:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML

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mj2123 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:10

Sounds like mom is the one who is mentally disturbed...

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:07

And you still live with a crazy woman because?

Comments

Rats_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:34

hoooolly shyte... your mother is one crazy-ass lady!!! Who the hell would do this to their kid?!?! move out, fiance or not (depending on whether he'll even talk to you again!). DO NOT continue living with this woman, she's clrealy got a few screws loose or is simply so unbelievably selfish that she doesn't deserve your support.

BreeKnox 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:34

your mom is frickin insane. fyl

Starsmydog 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:36

Not only is your mom crazy.. your fiance is dumb. I assume you guys have been dating for a while...long enough for him to realize he wants to spend his life with you until you get divorced.. Since he "believed" that than he obviously didn't know you or was just looking for an excuse to call the engagement off without looking like an ass.

Brittface 6

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:05

haha FYL! Sounds like your mom is the one mentally disturbed. U should charge her for everytime you've cleaned her house.

Exhumed 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:15

nice wordplay

michaelcarell 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:17

sounds like arrested development

unhappyperson 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:20

That's us North Carolinians for you. Sorry.

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:24

IAWTC except I'm not apart of the "us."

epicFAIL7 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:01

I think your mom is the mentally disturbed one here.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:16

Your future-husband must be pretty dumb to believe all that at once, especially since she had never said anything before (about the handfulness or the mental disturbance), and especially since it should be obvious to him by now that you at least aren't mentally disturbed.