Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
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Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I was sitting in the bus station when an old woman looked over at me, then said to her friend, "Young women are so pretty these days." Her friend looked up at me and said, "That's because makeup is so cheap these days." FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
Don't worry OP, he probably meant that you looked prettier without it or something.
FFML_314 12
I think you're beautiful, OP.
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Comments (155)
Chipi427 0
At least you werent called ugly AND had to walk home with one flip-flop. XD
maszaros 9
they offer classes in how to apply make-up. maybe OP should take one!
fcbarca123 0
Harsh but funny
melissa1389 3
*hugs* dont feel bad
thescyphozoa 6
YDI. IMO makeup is ugly. You probably looked better before you put the makeup on.
howareyoulard 0
everyone is pretty in their own way[:
Dmb15freeweezy 0
don't be ugly then
nismo_r2 5
awwee dumb kid
MeMyselfAndMoi 0
i think if you believe your beautiful then you are. that kid prob thinks being pretty is materialistic :P
Walter_White123 6
Dude, really? You don't have to kiss her ass just because she's a stupid sensitive bitch.
chrisamagod 0
im not going to read all the comments but im sure someone already said it. As long as your happy the F*$& the little kid. Drink water drive on