Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for an event I'm putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML
Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
That must not have been a very solid model house. FYL though.
takeapieandrun 9
Yeah... maybe you should have taken that into consideration.
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Comments (84)
DocBastard 40
Just say you built a scale model of Pompeii. Problem solved. You're welcome.
wonderpoompoom 0
Brilliant !
robc32ca 4
and you logged into fml instead of cleaning up your mess
robc32ca 4
how retarded are you, the FML states it is still in the yard! try reading, comprehending then commenting!
ckjacques53198 0
Wind destroys things. Probably should know that when designing buildings
enoughgrace 4
that wasn't very structurally sound, now was it.
22cute 17
it was an effing model, stupid
Jrshep4187 7
so y r u on this site? go get the damn thing lazy!
Doortje 30
You're calling someone lazy when you're too lazy to type the letters wh a e yo?
KingDingALing 9
I'll respond for him (or her). Ahem... Wtf stfu. Idgaf. This is da internet so it dont matter how u type. you freaking grammar nazi There. I believe this response is accurate.
Doortje 30
Is this your first attempt of stalking me KDaL? I must say, it's rather weak. But thank you for the answer!
KingDingALing 9
I'm just toying with you.... Wait 'till I bring out the big guns.
Doortje 30
Bring 'em.
KingDingALing 9
Pay no attention to that white van outside your house. It's just an ice cream truck...so it seems...
Doortje 30
An ice cream truck in the middle of the winter? *calls 911*
KingDingALing 9
Wait! I meant...delivery truck.. Yeah, that's it.
Doortje 30
Too late my friend. The FBI got you and they're going to send you back to whatever hole you came from.
KingDingALing 9
Noooooooo! I'm innocent! I'll come back for you, Doortje! Mark my words! *Few hours later* I'm back. :) Did you miss me? I bet you did. Oh well, now I can continue stalking you. :D
waveman56 3
it probably wouldn't have got a good mark anyway, not very architecturally strong if it was destroyed by wind
random_name2 1
Exactly. Your supposed to become an architect? Lay some supports in that bitch. I'd understand being broken, but smashed to pieces beyond repair? Weak
Iritis 0
You dumbass, learn to hold onto it, and you should be picking it up, not going inside and posting this on FML. Idiot.
ulicksam 0
So you didn't really have a hold of it. YDI, plain and simple.
ninjasaurous 0
It obviously wasn't that well thought out if it falls apart so easily..
123smilesem 0
Oh shit that sucks ! Well at least did u take a picture of it and show that to your teacher and explain to him/her what happened?