Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
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Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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redbluegreen 40
Uh, first off, gross. Yellow teeth happen, but (hopefully) it's not that bad. Second, you can edit that out on those kinds of cameras.
kitkat98_fml 0
teeth aren't naturally white so shush. That's not gross
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Comments (153)
redbluegreen 40
Isn't there an option where the dentists can actually put like a paint over your teeth? It's not paint exactly, but it makes your teeth look whiter if you have naturally yellow/brown spots on them.
alyss531 0
Aw. teeth whitening? Just because her teeth r yellow, it doesn't mean she doesn't brush them.
Rchicken31 0
It really is your fault for not brushing. But don't feel bad a lot of people have yellow teeth
lmpinto 0
Fake. What kind of machine would do that?
Laina1312 0
My aunt has that kind of camera. Dur.
JayFrankus 0
I didn't find any humor in this
fallenarchangel 0
How bad was your teeth? Really yellow or just yellowish?
Jehanne_fml 0
Yellow teeth aren't a big deal.
dareujoe 0
That's just gross
SgtDingleberry 0
BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!
aquarius6 0
Check your teeth!!