Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. Couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML
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seasonedtoast
| 19
You could have just went ahead and used it as a pillow.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
That might be kind of gross, given it's been on someone's foot for an unknown number of hours. It probably smells.
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vcapelo
| 19
Were you by any chance on the way to New Hampshire for your grandma's funeral?
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Eashy
| 16
Did he end up socking you?
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nonsensical
| 26
This made me laugh so hard! I can just imagine the horror you felt when you realized what it was and attempted to put it back on but you couldn't!
I would've gently put the sock resting over his foot, and gone to "sleep" after that to avoid any questions later...
I would've gently put the sock resting over his foot, and gone to "sleep" after that to avoid any questions later...
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man_in_black08
| 28
Are you Mr.Bean?
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TheRealStunts
| 27
I hope i dont get too many downvotes for this but am I the only one who misread it at first as "huge cock"?
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sousaphonist
| 14
How does one mistake a sock for a pillow? And for that matter, how does one pull a sock off a sleeping person seated next to them without waking them up?
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trucker2
| 33
Must have taken his shoes off too
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
OP said the man was very big. It's possible he was big enough that his socked foot looked a bit like a small pillow, in that cramped space. And to address your second question: "when he woke up." Clearly, the sock removal did in fact disturb him.
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York503
| 3
This was hilarious, specially because I read sock as cock and didn't realize until I read it a second time and on a different day.
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Supernatural_family
| 0
That's funny lol
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waleedma
| 18
I have pictured Tor whole scenario!!! Is really funny...
I would've gently put the sock resting over his foot, and gone to "sleep" after that to avoid any questions later...