By Anonymous - 03/03/2017 12:00

Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. Couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML
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nonsensical 26

This made me laugh so hard! I can just imagine the horror you felt when you realized what it was and attempted to put it back on but you couldn't! I would've gently put the sock resting over his foot, and gone to "sleep" after that to avoid any questions later...

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seasonedtoast 19
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You could have just went ahead and used it as a pillow.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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That might be kind of gross, given it's been on someone's foot for an unknown number of hours. It probably smells.

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vcapelo 19
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Were you by any chance on the way to New Hampshire for your grandma's funeral?

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Eashy 16
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Did he end up socking you?

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nonsensical 26

This made me laugh so hard! I can just imagine the horror you felt when you realized what it was and attempted to put it back on but you couldn't! I would've gently put the sock resting over his foot, and gone to "sleep" after that to avoid any questions later...

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TheRealStunts 27
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I hope i dont get too many downvotes for this but am I the only one who misread it at first as "huge cock"?

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sousaphonist 14
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How does one mistake a sock for a pillow? And for that matter, how does one pull a sock off a sleeping person seated next to them without waking them up?

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trucker2 33
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Must have taken his shoes off too

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LyricaSilvan 29
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OP said the man was very big. It's possible he was big enough that his socked foot looked a bit like a small pillow, in that cramped space. And to address your second question: "when he woke up." Clearly, the sock removal did in fact disturb him.

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York503 3
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This was hilarious, specially because I read sock as cock and didn't realize until I read it a second time and on a different day.

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waleedma 18
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I have pictured Tor whole scenario!!! Is really funny...

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