FML : Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow...

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Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. Couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Tuesday 28 February 2017 02:53 /

Transportation

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By nonsensical | 25

#7419474 - Friday 3 March 2017 12:45

This made me laugh so hard! I can just imagine the horror you felt when you realized what it was and attempted to put it back on but you couldn't! I would've gently put the sock resting over his foot, and gone to "sleep" after that to avoid any questions later...

By man_in_black08 | 27

#7419517 - Friday 3 March 2017 02:32

Are you Mr.Bean?

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By seasonedtoast | 18

#7419455 - Friday 3 March 2017 12:10

You could have just went ahead and used it as a pillow.

LyricaSilvan | 29

#7419670 - Friday 3 March 2017 07:34

That might be kind of gross, given it's been on someone's foot for an unknown number of hours. It probably smells.

By vcapelo | 19

#7419468 - Friday 3 March 2017 12:35

Were you by any chance on the way to New Hampshire for your grandma's funeral?

By Eashy | 16

#7419469 - Friday 3 March 2017 12:36

Did he end up socking you?

By nonsensical | 25

#7419474 - Friday 3 March 2017 12:45

By man_in_black08 | 27

#7419517 - Friday 3 March 2017 02:32

Are you Mr.Bean?

By TheRealStunts | 27

#7419547 - Friday 3 March 2017 03:56

I hope i dont get too many downvotes for this but am I the only one who misread it at first as "huge cock"?

By sousaphonist | 14

#7419589 - Friday 3 March 2017 05:39

How does one mistake a sock for a pillow? And for that matter, how does one pull a sock off a sleeping person seated next to them without waking them up?

trucker2 | 31

#7419626 - Friday 3 March 2017 06:31

Must have taken his shoes off too

LyricaSilvan | 29

#7419672 - Friday 3 March 2017 07:36

OP said the man was very big. It's possible he was big enough that his socked foot looked a bit like a small pillow, in that cramped space. And to address your second question: "when he woke up." Clearly, the sock removal did in fact disturb him.