Miscellaneous: Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found...

By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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Innocent

By Boyufd - 19/01/2019 12:00

Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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By limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

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Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:38

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:33

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

Comments

fmlster1254 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:49

Damn that cops a dick

Ohmyheaven 6

Monday 16 April 2012 7:57

I seriously think that all Police Officers should be randomly drug testing! It may be a bigger issue then anybody realizes!

blargblah 12

Monday 23 April 2012 4:48

Today, a cop might have had mercy on me instead of arresting my ass. FML

treeburner57 2

Monday 30 April 2012 7:06

A. Keep it in the trunk. Cops can't search that unless they have a warrant B. Why were you searched at a traffic stop? C. You got lucky as ****

SALthe3rd 4

Monday 30 April 2012 14:20

And thats an FML how? You got lucky beyond all belief

FarscapeSDC 9

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:44

If you got stopped by the police, and all they did was steal your marijuana, you got off lightly. From what I understand, marijuana possession is a much bigger deal in the U.S. than in great Britain or New Zealand. You got lucky, damn lucky.

penguin1234 1

Thursday 31 May 2012 21:42

How is this an FML post, u just go let off for having a bag of weed?

insomniac8400 13

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:47

the definition of fact is a hypothesis proved by experiment.

YesyDidWhat 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 4:54

YDI, that's all I need to say.

Evolutionary 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:34

okay, everyone relax. Pot is dangerous. It screws with your head and mental abilities. If you take it, then you take it. You're screwing your own life. Doesn't affect the rest of us, so relax. >Evolutionary