By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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ashley9782001 9

Who cares if they took your stupid weed, would you rather get a ticket or something possibly worse? I wouldn't put this on fml I'd say you're lucky, you idiot

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scice03 8

How is this a FML?? Brat. You should've gone to jail but you didn't. Princess.

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Hazamachi 12

You know they are required to take any illegal drugs? You're just lucky the officer didn't give you a fine or anything. And you totally deserved it for wasting your money like that.

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cwl727 32

No you didn't get legally mugged.

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quinnybhoy88 4

How is that an fml, where I'm from, that could get you a 15 year sentence depending on the size of your score

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OMGITSAKITTY 16

I wouldnt complain Too much if i were you

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Comoke1024 19

No you didn't get legally mugged. What was the officer supposed to do? He could have arrested you, if that makes you feel better. He could have taken your weed and cut you a break, which he did. He could have let you keep your weed and cut you a break, which would get him in a crapstorm of trouble if anyone found out. The stuff is illegal (rightly or wrongly), and the only consequence you saw is you weren't allowed to keep it. Be grateful.

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Puppys_Doll 28

Damn I'd be pissed. your life sucks :/

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Rectov 10

Better than getting a DUI. Want more weed? Buy some in a legal state. Is weed legal anywhere? If so, go there and practice your suicidal druggie action

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