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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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You tried

By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By kthx - 22/10/2009 12:26 - Canada

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

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Nice timing

By whitneyy - 03/08/2009 12:04 - Australia

Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML

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By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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lemonkid44 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:24

Wow. That's a horrible thing to say. Don't worry about it though. You can't let anyone else validate you. You know who you are and where you're going and only you can control that. Hey, that should give you even more motivation to kick ass in life! Show that granny who's boss ;)

Madel_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:34

Wow, what reason would she have to say that? And at your aunt's funeral? That's terrible...

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bigbrother1984_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:35

All old people say stuff that is rude. Their brain loses some kind of speech inhibitor I guess.

flyawayphoenix 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:39

Taking into consideration the way you spelled "places," I don't blame your grandmother for saying what she did. Please pay attention in your English classes?

authorkid 2

Thursday 8 April 2010 22:45

u people are annoying me. WHAT IS SPELLED WRONG?! NOTHING IS SPELLED WRONG.

Sundown_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:46

Maybe you should take it as a wake-up call...or she might just be a b*tch.

FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:55

That's when granny gets the bird, and a no show at her funeral. I don't have any patience for family that isn't family.

Cacker12 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:04

ouch man, that's harsh

watupyo 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:15

Yeah honestly, you used an apostrophe in says and places, but not in aunt's...maybe that's why your granny said it. Good luck.

abcdefghilyxx 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:16

wtf is up with all of you and grammar. I am sure every single one of you who said something about the grammar has spelt something wrong before and I'm sorry to hear about that. I would have been pissed off!