Love: Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time...

By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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By gj09 - 22/11/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 07:59

Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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Nice guy

By UnderAppreciated - 05/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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irishdancer 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:03

Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.

HarrietPotter 1

Monday 26 October 2009 20:05

I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.

Comments

quarty165 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:05

after two weeks of not seeing him you spent the time whining and crying? YDI

danceoo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:11

um, enough about the hungry. two weeks? you were crying after two weeks? um...overreaction much. if someone did that to me i wouldn't listen either.

ragsy 7

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:22

If you spend all your time together whining at him it's no wonder he's never around. Tearing up? What a drama queen.

spicymonkey13 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:24

While it sucks to be you...that seriously cracked my shit up!

ohmandapants 16

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:39

He's dumping you dipshit.

rosemary_fml 5

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:44

if he was into you, this wouldn't be happening. time to break up with him.

roads 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:01

Why is this an FML? Clearly you were having a discussion about your current problems. Yours: Your desperation to feel wanted. His: His need and lack of food.

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:25

To correct you Mr roads. Maybe his WANT for food

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:41

You should be happy that you got to see him, especially if it's your only opportunity to see him. He hasn't seen you in two weeks, do you think he wants to see you get overly emotional during your time together?

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:01

He was probably wishing you'd suck something else of his beside his energy and soul with your selfish whining and crying.

aero_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:31

Win

solar 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:09

Honestly wow guys...you guys don't need to bash on this one person. Either you guys are retarded, illiterate, and/or inconsiderate. Although it may have not been the best thing to break done. You guys still don't have to repeat the same thing over and over again -.-