By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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jerryj 27

Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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StolenKnight 7

been there too my friend, if it helps you sleep and feel less lonely, do it until you get a real boyfriend :)

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seriouslygrowup 11

mmm, not to nitpick, but "noiselessly" isn't a word. "Quietly", though, is.

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Hamlet1971 6

When you have that perfect boyfriend, he'll wait for you to climb into bed before falling asleep, so he can cuddle up and hold you all night.

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KatDoodar 10

This is probably the saddest fml I've seen all day. And I read at least 50-60 pages of fml's each day lol so sad...

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