Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
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g3rusz 6
Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to **** him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!
Mx_Rider 6
move on find some one better, **** that **** :D
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Comments (62)
ColdGold 6
For sure? He wasn't just teasing you?
ladiesman14 0
nice try whois pretending to be a male. its obvious your a female with a fake profile and fake pic of a guy you hate.
Wauw 0
@ ladiesman14, whoismgmt could be an it or just not sure so he/she puts women on all of their posts and man on their profile..
COBRAMORPH 0
Without letting her know that you know, somehow guilt her into doing something really degrading sexually, take some pics, crop yourself out, dump her, & put them online. Get her to let you pee on her her. Then dump her. Share the pics though.
CalamityStriker 0
small town? thought so.
Badass94 0
**** her then dump her while ur leaving then say BITCH-ASS-NESS i found out then leave dont tell her what u found out so she will be confused lol it always works
thrillhouse100 0
i go for the herpes plan
KylesGirl52 0
if he's your friend, how does he not know what your girlfriend looks like??
KylesGirl52 0
if he's your friend, how does he not know what your girlfriend looks like??
Lady5 0
Wow.....crazy comments on here. I say dont stoop to her level. Ditch the chick and move onto something better. As far as the comment ab how his friend didnt know that was his gf, well just cuz your friends doesnt mean you know everything. He could have just started dating this girl, he just might not have Facebook, or him and this friend arent that close. It happens.
PepsiMerch 4
sharing is caring....just sayin