Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very...

By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By human lava lamp - 10/03/2013 19:54 - United States - New Britain

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By Cob - 03/02/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

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sarah2144 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:18

Oh my gawd, what a bitch.

I_Punch_Babies 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:22

My response would be to type in another message "now youre dying" and cut off her oxygen supply

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Petertheman 0

Monday 30 January 2012 14:26

I would have punched her in the face

Jasonf6 0

Monday 30 January 2012 14:50

Should have punched her in the face and typed "now your face hurts too, bitch!"

suckingatlife 9

Monday 30 January 2012 23:43

610 people said you deserved this. That's not nice.

nim_nim67 4

Monday 30 January 2012 23:55

what a bitch, its not like her foot fell off! No No old lady!!

icxiibunnie 14

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:40

Seriously that old lady is just immature and rude!

lindaen 3

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:09

Wooow, wtf? Hope you jumped on her foot! What a bitch!

Zodiac666 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:47

******* hilarious!

MDGFML 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 11:34

I would slap the poop out if her.

anettes 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 13:38

wow, she's a bitch.

scorpiella 4

Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:17

This is why I can't stand old people sometimes; they think they can say or do whatever they want and get away with it.

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