Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.
aback 5
If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.
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Comments (190)
BoomerSpaulding 1
I couldn't help but laugh, I'm sorry
steve105 2
You should have thrown back saying that "I would agree if you dump yourself in a tank full of shit."
fml_seriously316 13
Are you ok? I can only imagine how that feels. Did you find out who sent it?
ENomine18 9
4354 people are the douchebags in school who would throw a note telling someone to kill themselves.
binger_gitch 12
Guys, I don't get how OP deserved it?
0o0o0 9
There are always about 3000 people who YDI everything.
Mr_Scissors 9
ignore them. I know it may be hard but its just school bs. you have plenty of nice people right here that will defend you and lend an ear if you need it.
DEATHLORD_fml 16
This shit even isn't mean.Or maybe it's just me, but there is no way that you can hurt me w/ words.Srsly, ignore them.Or beat the shit outta them.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If that loser had to write a note and throw it at you to tell you that, think about it like this, that person's a complete pussy and doesn't have the balls to say that to your face.
T1A2Z3 35
Just say "Oh I'm so sorry someone wrote you this!"