By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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hk_fml 9

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

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skatingweasel 0

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

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cubicarts 0

you should definitely report these assholes. pouring warm liquid in your asscrack? i'd call that sexual harassment.

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loganberrybat 11

Blink at someone in a strange fashion and you Americans would call it sexual harassment. Get a grip, it's bullying

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threer 30

Way to stereotype Americans, #185. It's definitely bullying, though.

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Dori_fml 0

Maybe now you'll wear pants that fit correctly.

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hotstuff4_hockey 0

ha ha , honestly who thinks of this kind of stuff ? but thats hilarious .

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disgruntled_stdt 0

In a very different context, pouring some butter first would be the considerate thing to do

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zoo_fml 0

OHHHH MY GOSH! i feel sooo bad for you!

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aupilot 0

I feel bad for the poor souls who must endure your fat ass day in and day out. You should consider yourself fortunate it was only butter.

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xyz700 5

You should never call someone fat. It doesn't matter if you're joking or not

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