Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, I sneezed while eating a bowl of soup. As I did, a glob of carrot shot out of my nose like a missile, and I couldn’t stop laughing. My boyfriend, who was sitting across from me, wasn’t so amused when the glob splashed all over his white shirt. He’s now mad at me for “ruining his only smart shirt.” FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Yoohoos are awesome!
Maxine17 8
So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256. Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.
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Comments (83)
FerrariCake 2
Not really an FML. You decided it would be fun to fill your mouth with yoohoo and then sneeze. Sounds like some kind of fun.
picabo889 11
thats what i was thinking, how is that fun???
Crapsickle 0
you are worthless. stop existing.
Silentknight 0
while you were disarming a bomb? giving a conference at the UN? I fail to see the FML in this >.>
Witchcraft_fml 5
Better a Chocolate Blast out the front than out the back, right? :D On the bright side, now everything in that room will be smelling like chocolate for weeks.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Too bad you weren't drinking something red; it would be fun to explain to anyone who does the laundry.
jchansfan 0
OP, You are awesome. lol =)
tkay 0
dork!
Mx_Rider 6
i had a yahoo this morning go me.
OverWind 0
YDI for not being able to have your mouth full and sneeze at the same time.
Superawesomestev 0
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