By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 012
You deserved it 1 434

Same thing different taste

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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

hipposteve 21

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Well you'll be clean and it'll dry quickly

Let's hope you're all RIGHT now. (And let the downvotes begin..)

Sorry OP, I laughed so hard at this. But hey! Atleast your shirt is clean.

Why was the hand sanitizer bottle on the floor?

atleast the high alcohol content will dry fast, could be worse.

Well Kentrm, this is interesting - Wilds

not that bad yeah must have dried up quick

Aggieman2002 5

Could be worse, I did that, fell against a desk, and now have a 10 inch gash on my side