Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I showed up to an important meeting 20 minutes late, claiming I couldn't find my keys. They were in my hand the whole time, and I realized it just as I reached for the doorknob. Everyone saw me pause mid-step, staring at my hand in disbelief. FML
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
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Top comments
Dadothy 8
Don't worry I think we all do that at one time or another
Futacy 30
Also try not to lose your car in you own garage
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Comments (100)
SF18_hooah 0
its like when I lose my phone... and I find it in my hand. then I feel retarded
mikara08 17
I feel like it's more reasonable to not realize they're in your pocket. Your hand though? Theoretically you're using those to search through the house
Leslier_fml 4
lol I hate it when that happens!
hurrican_fml 0
A little nervous, wouldn't you say?
iloveyouandmusic 10
this literally describes my life :/
zoecw 14
You did that because you were in a hurry and your mind was on the interview, not your keys :~)
corleon198425 22
I lost my dick it wasn't screwed to my body
Casteels 0
After reading it numerous times, I still can't decide whether FYL, as this happens to many people, or YDI for not checking even your hands.. I can understand though, as OP could've been nervous and wasn't thinking straight.
Niten120 7
Call and try to reschedule and explain
Zachthejoker 10
Did that with my headphones once. Dont sweat it bro, we all have those moments.