Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I showed up to an important meeting 20 minutes late, claiming I couldn't find my keys. They were in my hand the whole time, and I realized it just as I reached for the doorknob. Everyone saw me pause mid-step, staring at my hand in disbelief. FML
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
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Top comments
Dadothy 8
Don't worry I think we all do that at one time or another
Futacy 30
Also try not to lose your car in you own garage
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Comments (100)
DocBastard 40
I hope you didn't list "punctual" and "well-organised" as your best traits.
flutter4 7
Sounds like you were a bit nervous
uumlaut_strohson 3
doh!
rainbowkissies 14
i was gonna say the same thing, lol.
perdix 31
It's like when I'm having sex and I can't find my penis. There it is! Where is it? There it is! Nope, gone again...
Buttsexpirate 9
*wink wink* *nudge nudge* oh hey I found my penis!
perdix 31
#27, you're right. It's not a big problem. Once I find it for good, I don't need it anymore. I should probably put a bell on it, so when it disappears from my sight, I can still hear it.
outoftown 27
I think I've actually seen a cockring like that. NOW I know what the bells were for!
gunmania0 12
72 - you took it too far! By the way was the **** ring on your dads penis!?
GothicAngel17 24
Once again perdix, your comment made my day. I have pretty boring days though, so I guess that's not hard to do.
NellyFC35 19
You was doin too much.....better luck next time:-)
thiscrazything 1
You weren't a little nervous, were you?
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Don't worry. I do this with my phone and iPod all the time. My hands are the first thing I check.
hateevryone 15
You must've been anxious
kimg0885 23
Sorry, but at least the slip up was before you actually got there. You remembered your name right?
rsunshine2020 13
That happens to me all the time! You're not alone lol :)