Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML
Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
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CaptTeemo 10
Blow, man, blow! Always blow other wise you risk losing the marshmallow!
NeatNit 32
YDI. Marshmallows are delicious after they catch fire and you should feel bad for not already knowing this, but the only way to put out the fire is to simply blow on it. It should be fairly obvious from the very start what would happen if you shook it.
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Comments (151)
SoundSpark 2
Dumbass, next time think before you act. Might allow you too keep your eyebrows next time.
JadeWinter 16
Aww. There there Devin.
olioli_fml 10
The only time Chinese eyes come in handy.
mattlw 25
I remember that movie.
Ypetrol 11
You lucky it wasn't you're eye
Jaxx66 21
So close!! Proper words, bad placement!
TheWorldGreatest 8
Omg I hope you are ok?
longtimesunshine 4
OW
5280420 13
Idiot you blow it out.
pmacxx 5
Totally a scene from New kid.
ManicGypsy 22
...And then you hopped on the internet, just because you had something interesting to share with us that might actually get on the site. :)