Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML
Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
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CaptTeemo 10
Blow, man, blow! Always blow other wise you risk losing the marshmallow!
NeatNit 32
YDI. Marshmallows are delicious after they catch fire and you should feel bad for not already knowing this, but the only way to put out the fire is to simply blow on it. It should be fairly obvious from the very start what would happen if you shook it.
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Comments (151)
shangstar 7
It's all fun and games till someone burns an eye.
buddy51 23
Good thing you weren't drinking hot coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time, OP, or you would have ended up pouring boiling coffee on your crotch and setting yourself on fire while burning out at least one, if not both of your eyeballs with the flaming ball of doom that was supposed to be your smoores-glue but because of your hi-jinks turned your eyelids into a blistered moonscape! YDI, no doubt in my mind!...... Tangerine Dreams and Marshmallow Skies, indeed!!
interesting33 36
Are you okay?
ShakeDisPlace 10
Hopefully OP doesn't get burned s'more.
Octwo 16
Hopefully you don't try the same tactic if you ever catch your arm on fire.
n4ture 20
****. are you alright?
meganb13 1
Haven't you ever seen Dennis the menace
squirrelicious 7
That's hilarious. Great way to remove any hair. Lol
29dear 16
yeeeeouch!!!! fyl, op, I'm sorry!
mysterion115 14
and that's why you don't shake your stick like a madman when your marshmallow catches on fire